Jan 31, 2018
This week we've got two subjects close to home: Masculinity as defined by Spike TV (RIP) and their "Internal Manifesto," and the sale of California back to Mexico.
What we learned from Spike TV: Men love crunching metal, bikinis, and toilets. Beer is a woman's drink. Men want to be friends with TV.
What we learned from...
Jan 24, 2018
We're talking DACA, immigration, and sh!tholes this week and, as always, reporting on Facebook's response:
Joe the plumber resurfaces to get bullied by his coworkers and assert that refugees and undocumented immigrants can vote.
Immigrants should stay in their home countries and get rich working the mines, the Titanic...
Jan 17, 2018
This week the cult takes on the christian bakers who refused service to gay couples, one of which cases is currently being heard at the Supreme Court.
The comments section has thoughts as to why this isn't actually discrimination, occasionally at the expense of their own family members.
Also: Taco Bell slips up and...
Jan 11, 2018
This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops.
Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based restaurant in Tucson who was forced to close its doors after posting...
Jan 3, 2018
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This week: A feel-good story about impoverished waitstaff being graced by the patronage of a wealthy, stylish millionaire
Also: a TRULY psychopathic Facebook post about chocolate milk and national politics that only gets...