Jan 26, 2023
The title of this episode is not just a quote from a segment but a warning to potential listeners: We classy, and we sassy, but things may get nassy
We say goodbye to Diamond by winking from the pulpit at her funeral, lamenting in all-caps that she ""DIED SUDDENLY""
Also: How hospitals are heating their buildings with wokeness
Plus: The Daily Wire tries distances itself from the m&m’s controversy with a masterful headline after being called out by the candy’s newest ad campaign
And: Nobody at my work thinks pronouns are a problem... has the world gone mad?
Finally: Embarrassingly in-depth candy chat from Alexander, and Tony experiences a patriotic prayer in a Vietnamese restaurant
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