Dec 30, 2022

This week, Disney exchanges the Song of the South references in Splash Mountain for a scene with their only Black Princess, a right wing tik tokfluencer does a snarky clapback, and we come up with some of our own replacement ideas

Also, LIFE has been CANCELLED thanks to a woke update on the classic board game. A...

Dec 26, 2022

As a Christmas treat, we have unlocked our 2019 account of this bizarre holiday movie.

This week we review Believe, a film about business owner Matthew Peyton who gets assaulted and left for dead when he can't afford to single-handedly finance the town's annual Christmas Pageant 

He solves his and the town's economic...

Dec 23, 2022

Today we cover new The Santa Clauses streaming show, where Tim Allen claims he has restored Christ to Christmas, and that "Saying 'Merry Christmas to all' has somehow become problematic."

Also, we sign up for Mammoth Nation, the new "conservative competitor to Amazon" and their Christmas commercial featuring groomers...

Dec 19, 2022

It's a heaping helping of shameful joy today as the big announcement Trump teased to his supporters is revealed: Digital Trump Trading Cards in the form of NFTs.

While many supporters expected him to release documents on the deep state, announce a candidacy for House Speaker, announce a presidential running mate,...

Dec 17, 2022

It's a jam-packed episode of DEATH CHAT 500 this week. 

Two work stories from Alex: a Supervisor shares his L's and a slavery-themed coffee shop won't give Alex a discount.

Tony accidentally buys expensive demonic crocs

Small Soldiers is secretly kind of an anti-military, anti-corporate, animation and rap music...